man, fuck these new age super absorbent towels I ain’t no dish

fyi, leaning your face on a dog for every fucking selfie does not make you less of a narcissist 🐶

just when i thought capitalism is coming to an end, i saw an ad for a shampoo made for people who don’t use shampoo

i made one fast fashion purchase in the last 6 years and it still haunts me every time i look sexy in that cardigan

💥 We are very, very excited to premiere our steaks at Web Summit next week 🥩🌱 📅 On day 2 the whole squad is gonna cook plant-based filet mignons live on stage 🔥 while on day 4 Vladimir Mićković 🌞 (co-founder & CBO) will be joining Danijel Višević at a climate tech panel 🌎

Welcome to Meataverse 🤖 a new immersive way of experiencing your favorite cuts of meat 🥩 they say “you are what you eat”, but in the Meataverse you can also “eat what you are” by ditching your human-meat body, and replacing it with a filet mignon avatar 🤷

“Opening the world’s borders to even temporary migrant workers could literally double world GDP.” — Parag Khanna in Noema Magazine noemamag.com/why-mobility-a…

just an idea, but what if we defund animal agriculture and see how well it does on the free market 🕊️

the unbelievable high of getting a “sorry, I’m running late!” text when you, yourself, are running late

The steaks have been raised 🥩 (this is the first and last time we shall use this pun) techcrunch.com/2021/11/24/jui…

the media is lying to you, except the media I share

Florida is now seeking to outlaw quantum computing. Apparently its processors are non-binary.

one of these days i’m gonna disappear and return forklift certified

it took 3 days for Janez Janša to start hinting at election fraud 😂 just like his 🍊 idol #sadboys

gonna tell my kids this is real steak #plantbased #noketchup #juicymarbles

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

I'm thinking of experimenting with monogamy

Religion needs to stay separate from the state. Except for holidays. #mary #slovenia

next week we’re releasing 3000 “muscles” in the states and whatever happens happens

Not my precedent.