Strawberry fields for quite some time

Please stop making toddler toothpaste fruity THEY BREATH STINK LIKE ADULTS!!!!!!!

When you're having a good times and someone your age says they just bought a house

Wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ the jury” to my trial

who up looking back in anger

They saying AI can hack into your phone and text someone at 1am when you’re drinking. Ya’ll please be safe fr.

i need a friend with benefits, not SEXUALLY… i’m talking about nepotism & privilege

I’m going to fucking strangle that groundhog with my bare hands

spring rolls 🤤

getting older doesn’t happen the way you think it will. one day you just wake up and think oh my god, my purse is way too small. I need a bigger bag. I need to take a gigantic purse with me everywhere I go. I need room for my hand cream

the kids don’t know about nevershoutnever anymore

Waking up early is nice until it starts feeling like you had a long day at 10am

yaay my doctor says i don't have covid! my cough is due to weed, my muscle fatigue is because I sleep 4 hours a night, and the brain fog is simply becase I'm am stupid

I dress mostly in the type of clothes they made those people on What Not To Wear throw in the trash can

babe are you alright? you’ve hardly smoked after you smoked right before you smoke again

just spent $100 on groceries so i think ill eat wingstop for dinner tonight

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

Slowly realizing that being (almost) 28 with no kids and not married is basically like being 18 with money and no strict parents

my fav part about interstellar is how he doesn’t give a fuck that he has a son

Sooooo it turns out Punch the monkey has a history of being creepy to women online 😬