I'm trying really really hard to be an advocate for public transport but when I miss buses that decide to be 3 mins early, have to wait 20 mins for the next two running late and then have to wait in the rain after 10pm for one that's nearly 10 mins late it's just.

I didn't know who Andrew Tate was but my 12yo son did. Parents, they're coming for your boys. They market misogyny and racism to cishet white boys, in a package that seems appealing. Talk to your kids, have hard conversations. It's important.

My entire life to the point where I need to remind myself all day that people *do* want be in my company 😅

I think I need to delete the Ola app. The stress of seeing a 1 minute wait turn into an 11 minute wait is taking precious years off my life

Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about My brain at any given moment:

I'd like to disabuse well people of the notion that chronically ill people are afraid of having COVID for a week or 4. What terrifies us is the likelihood that Long-COVID will permanently worsen our already nightmarish quality of life.

I am begging people to realize that men of any sexuality finally dressing interestingly is not queerbaiting and it is okay to just enjoy the creativity that we are normally deprived of when it comes to men on red carpets

tolkien this tolkien that maybe you should try tolkien to a girl

“i’m at work” bf 🤝 *sends nudes* gf

“A large portion of the population doesn’t follow the mandate so we got rid of them” Okay, then do drug laws too.

I wish all the young excitable neurodiverse kids to know this deep in their souls ❤️‍🩹

Every time. Carnage

Incredible that seemingly all local election candidates who want to stop Three Waters just happen to also be campaigning for low rates. "We don't need central government to sort out this mess but also we don't need more money to sort out this mess" OK then magic beans it is

Had to host quiz tonight to cover my bestie and WOULDNTYAKNOW the table of obnoxious Aussies were caught cheating. Very sheepishly told me I could take off the point. I took off 8 and gave the rest of the teams bonus points 😅

Holy shit