this dead ass what’s wrong with the world yall want to run a train but don’t want to get tested shameeee

u either die a hero, or live long enough to see urself become the villain…. (start making cringe tiktoks)

charmander climbs onto my head every time i take him out to hang out got me feeling like the lizard whisperer

i really have the immune system of a small victorian child 🙂‍↕️

humans are so confusing, thank fuck i’m a lizard

VALERiCA STEELE jr. Valizard The Steele type Pokémon

>:3

what doesn't kill you makes you start rewatching bojack horseman

I need to be picked up and carried away by a large bird

are y’all ready for the first e-girl pope

dealing with insurance got me feeling free luigi …

never getting eyelash extensions again… thought i would try them for the one time to make getting ready on vacation easier and i’ve been in sensory overload hell all week 😭

got good insurance for the first time in my life today that’s ADULTING babey time to focus on my health again frfr so i can be the best slut i can be. cuz ya bitch has been going thru it.

there is no simple way to describe my music taste 💀