Storytime. So, back in March, I was tired as shit of America. I was dealing with a lot of niggery on multiple fronts, and then coronavirus started becoming a real thing too. When I made the executive decision that I wasn't going into the office anymore, I decided to head to Naij.

What will it take to get a million young Lagosians (18 -35) to come out and vote on March 11. Let’s come out and reply Babajide Sanwoolu for his behavior post End SARS and his arrogance during in the lead up to the elections. No shouting, no fighting. Simple pressing of hand.

Inec announced Ekiti result but result is not loaded yet in the server 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This people are playing with fire !!! Imagine inec announcing your results in class without been on waec portal !!! Mahmood yakubu is a disgrace

Hon. Chinasa Abiola of the Labour Party a Yoruba man has been elected to represent Umuahia Central Constituency at the Abia State House of Assembly... You can see how the Igbos are rejoicing and hugging him...

Please Read & share (especially If you are in Abuja) There has been a confirmed outbreak of the deadly Diphteria in the FCT. A 4 year old boy is already dead , out of the 8 reported cases. Here is what you should know about DIPHTERIA summarised. Please share

Asari Dokubo is now preparing Private Army for Bola Tinubu should in case he is kicked out from the Presidency by the Presidential Elections Petition Tribunal. The DSS is blind, deaf and dumb to this!

Visiting Berlin Living in Berlin

Wahala no dey finish

For every time you tell the truth, you are building trust. And for every time you tell a lie, you are breaking trust.

A guy was kidnapped yesterday and his kidnappers requested for one million naira before 3pm, or he’d be dead. After many pleas from his family, the kidnappers agreed to reduce the money to 60k. However, before releasing the guy, they stripped him and recorded him saying he is

Swipe: I can sense that this lady is a peaceful soul, and her story just fills me with anger. I've already shared my thoughts with her. Let me know your thoughts in the comments; she'll be reading. #DearDANG

This guy is always saying nonsense. Be a woman and become pregnant first let’s see if you’d still look same and sane. Mtcheeeeew

Marriage palava: I was successful, Now I am almost homeless. So sad 😭

I hope people realise that cheating happens because you made time for that other person; there was a conscious, deliberate effort made. It’s never a mistake.

Glaucoma runs in the family, dad is blind, my grandma was blind before she died. My dad didnt pay attention to his eyes when he was younger. I was told i was at risk Squanch aka aytunç yıldızlı was placed on xalatan but motherhood made me stop cos you cant take xalatan while pregnant/breastfeeding.

Now this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Today, I saw a woman frying plantain chips, and before she grated the plantain into the hot oil, she melted about 5 of the white polythene what we call 'olonka rubber' into the oil. Out of shock, I asked why she had to melt that into the oil. She told me that it is done to harden

If you are a Medical personnel in Ibadan & close by, please your help & assistance is needed at Adeyi Avenue, Bodija. There are casualties there. Please help RT

Stop what you're doing, take a deep breath, and remind yourself of who you are and who you want to be.

I'm late; it's why I left the house without make up. It's why I chose the front seat in this taxi, so I can apply it without any trouble. I steady my hand as much as I can in the moving car. Lipstick on, eye shadow applied. The eyeliner is tricky.