Get in, hurry. There's no time to explain.

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why this man's stomach look like woody harrelson lmaooooooo

Why not just tell your supporters the truth? That you're the twat party. The fuck those 130,000 kids in temporary accommodation party. The veteran dead in a doorway ha-ha party. They'd love you for it. Drop the mask, release your inner twat. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

Top tip. Don’t throw away your old Christmas cards. They can be reused throughout the year.

There's a lesson in all this for our kids. Be born into privilege, behave exactly as you see fit, but be careful to cultivate the right friendships along the way. x.com/KirstieMAllsop…

Toby Young should be excluded from society, not kids with disabilities...chn.ge/2CDf164 via Change.org UK

We need to talk about the Government's new education watchdog...

Eric Trump’s appearance on the Hannity television program last night instagram.com/p/BeEO74YFDQQ

Sadly biggest bellend in the country still held by a man. x.com/piersmorgan/st…

The world is falling to bits and everything is terrible but at least I’m not in this car.

me: *texting* call 911. i'm under my bed and a murderer is in my house murderer: omg you texted the wrong number me: oh no lol murdered: coming rn me: haha shit lmao

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. x.com/b3ta/status/99…