Spoke to 500 high school students You don’t have to become a doctor or lawyer to get rich, I told them A plumber I know makes $270k a year The next day, dozens of them enrolled in the local trade school Now guess who owns the trade school and makes up stories about

Hired a human data agent “Find me every piece of data ever,” I told him That’s impossible! He exclaimed Sad that people don’t want to put in the work anymore So I fired him and hired an AI data agent Told it to collect every piece of data ever A few minutes later, I had a

Taking the road less travelled

i love u fanatic

go exo we love u!!!! wooohoooo!!!!!

THE #61 IS THERE BUT THERE'S JUST NO OPENING! HE'S DONEEEE ITTTTTT!!! noah HOLDS ON TO EARN ONE LAST WIN IN HIS SWAN SONG SEASON!!! THE #4 IS VICTORIOUS AT KANSAS!! HELL YEAH!!

noah: "THERE'S ONE FOR THE ROAD! WE DID IT!! FINALLY!" THE #4 MANAGES TO MUSTER UP ONE MORE WIN IN HIS FINAL SEASON AFTER ALL!

TORCAR Racing for Rescues S8 Results Round 24: Kansas noah pulls through for a shock win by holding off Did Sheldon Creed Win? and krystof. nick and zevil tomfoolington complete the top 5. Maybe our strangest set of top 5 finishers ever 💀

first 23 races were just a warmup im taking racing serious now and congrats wexo i love u xoxo

𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗔𝗥 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦 📰 Jocelyn ❄️🦋 has jumped ship to Roush's talent programme & will drive the #34 for Front Row Motorsports in Cup next season, thanks to Trey Ryan's pledge of support. She departs from Petty to join Roush after the team chose to hire another driver over her.

yeeee-ouch!

TRUTH!

ur welcome guys

not if i have anything to say about it

stealing this

i live in fear every day.

TRUTH!

we need a slur for retards

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me