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Helen

@themumatronblog

No longer blogging. Still tweeting.

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Can we all just agree that whatever poor kid misses the shot is a) not a traitor, enemy of the people, Remoaner, big girl’s blouse or wanker and b) they don’t have to spend the next 50yrs apologising for it. #EngCol

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Post-natal wards are not the place for sales reps. When will Bounty be removed from NHS wards to allow new mums some dignity and respect?

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You know those exhausted looking mums (and dads) you see rocking a pram back & forth in a cafe? Ever wanted to tell them they’re doing a great job? Well now you can! The Tired Mums’ Cake Club will buy cake and cuppas for knackered parents around the UK! gofundme.com/tired-mums-cak…

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😫Asda what have you done to your little angels wipes?! My favourite baby wipes are now leaving my hands and everything else sticky and smelling weird #thereasonihavewipesinthefirstplace

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Today the UK has sent a message to the world that you can be sacked for lying (twice), be derided as unfit for office by your ex-boss, have used racist language multiple times, but as long as you went to Eton and Oxford, 0.3% of the population can make you our PM #NotMyPM

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Toddler is confusing the playdough box with some kind of al a carte selection box where by each colour is a taste to be savoured #lockdown

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Can Asda sort their Morley store out? Total free for all inside. Families and couples shopping. S.D advice not being followed. Complicated one way system that’s lacking clear signage and staff/ customer that are unsafe as a result. Dangerous. #Covid_19 #COVIDIOTS #MayDay

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Can’t be the only one pissed that the media are reporting on an announcement before it’s happened with information that they know will be announced- how is this ok? #lockdownuk

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Just finished 2 hours REAL revision. No instagram, no Twitter, no tv/radio/Spotify/urgent shopping trip/small child drama/sunbathing. #ExamSeason #Betterbloodypass

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To celebrate National Brother's Day this week's Winning Wednesday is all about brotherly love! To enter, simply RT this post and follow us. Competition ends 23.05.18. T&Cs apply.

To celebrate National Brother's Day this week's Winning Wednesday is all about brotherly love! To enter, simply RT this post and follow us. Competition ends 23.05.18. T&Cs apply.