Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have "Formerly Enslaved Monkey Soldiers" in the Space-Pirate Adventure?? This is a playable race in the new Spelljammer, known as the Hadozee. And dont say "you don't have to play it that way" cuz it shouldn't have been made this way!

WOTC: We’re removing the racism from our game! Also WOTC: Here’s our race of sentient monkey people who were created to be sold off as slave warriors because of their enhanced resilience! 😐😐😐

The repeated use of language around "natural resilience" in relation to the Hadozee with their strong racial coding and the "created to be slaves" backstory is a WHOLE thing in and of itself.

Photo dump from our stay at the PBR motel. We booked a last minute trip up to Traverse City, MI, to see Pabst: The Place. Reader, believe me when I say it was EVERYTHING we hoped for. 1-4: The Arcade room, the room we stayed in. Beers in the claw machin… instagr.am/p/CixYIlnA9Dn/

I should get a raise every time I stifle a "that's what she said" at work.

"I wish you were as accurate & as much to be relied on, as I am myself. You in reality *add* to my trouble not infrequently; and there is at any rate always the anxiety of *doubting* if you will not get me into a scrape; even when you don't."

brb, drafting the stats for our campaign's new magic item, Lizzo's Crystal Flute

nothing says overthinking like editing a text message so many times you accidentally leave a few words from a deleted version and hit send only to realize the final message makes you sound utterly nonsensical. great job everyone, A+ work.

But I’m an Ohio interesting

The pervasive whine of thousands of midges flying overhead really adds to the sense of existential dread inherent to Ohio this time of year.

I know I said I've been trying to get out of the mascot business, but I had to make it. Meet The Guardian, a.k.a. Gordon. 🗿⚾ Cleveland baseball finally has a real opportunity for a distinctive mascot with ties to the city, instead of a generic Muppe… instagr.am/p/CkYSvyvgIB8/

In light of the impending demise of twitter, I'll be transitioning to just texting my husband my funny thoughts and witty observations directly.

Mari Lwyd is back again! This painting is available for purchase, DM for price. I started this painting last year, but wasn't happy with parts of it and decided to rework it. (Scroll back through my posts for the "before".) Acrylic on Masonite, 18" x … instagr.am/p/CmJ5GOUJeSh/

pretty fucked up that by the time you reach 40 there are basically only like five people on the planet who really understand you and they probably live in a different city

This saga embodies the sentiment of “the softest paw can be a claw”

Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Wired: The Fugitive is a St. Patrick's Day movie getpocket.com/explore/item/t…

send this to your Pride +1. definitely do NOT send this to Ron DeSantis

This is worse than the Google Maps cupcake debacle.