Bit stressful

What is the charge? Celebrating a goal, a succulent Tottenham goal?

I would just like to wish my brothers in the other half of north London the best of luck this evening and take back everything I've ever said about them, their fans, their families, their mothers, their pets etc. #COYS

I also didn't mean any of those mean jokes regarding the name of their club, e.g. lollingham lolspurs etc. That was cruel and I take it all back

Fraudnaldo imo

Get in

I hate this prick but he is bang on here

David Raya! Aye Caramba

imagine if you were to weed out all the people who enter politics enticed by all the jollies and freebies and cash they can grift in return for influence, then who would you be left with? people who enter purely out of a desire to represent groups of citizens? ugh how ghastly

Did you prefer that performance with 10 men lads? RoyKeane Gary Neville

Irish people have been peacekeeping in southern Lebanon for so long that the local Lebanese people have full Irish accents

Super bock 💣 Sunday. That’s how you get in the freezing cold Atlantic. Have a great day everyone and Happy birthday if it’s yours 🍻🎉

lol

Looooolll

Love welbz

Never!

it’d be quicker to point out which of Corbyn’s enemies from within Labour WEREN’T pedophiles

RIP to the great American patriot Chuck E Cheese