the worst part of getting hit by a truck is probably the agony

Many of y’all need to Switch 2 an aluminum-based deodorant

Political drama,,ok. I do not. Care. My garden is looking very good. Today I to,ok a walk and saw a pretty bird. No youth with speakers on trail. Ethel

i promise to use my powers for good unless im really really mad

In conclusion your honor my nuts hang

He gotta die bro deadass

Y’all act like Kamala wouldn’t have been dropping the same bombs. Our country’s lust for war runs deeper than “should’ve voted for the lady”

Every time I see this photo I’m amazed by the creator’s ability to encapsulate this state, like this isn’t even exaggeration at all

im a fucked up pervert but in a really cool chill way

Go ahead. It's okay. I'm used to it. It doesn't even hurt anymore.

This is exactly what I’ve curated my instagram reels into

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

I’m frickin 30

we need to stop getting mad at celebrities if they are politically inactive and redirect our anger towards politicians that allow injustice to occur and continue

O YES I am

Family Guy and Weed Thank me later