Why does my bruise look like a brand from House Stark?

Is that a JD Vance edit on the left?

Not a lot of problems $230 million won’t solve

Why would anyone want this?

I see we’ve moved from “it didn’t happen” to “actually this is a good thing”

The person with THIS license plate was doing 45 on the highway

Get ready to drink American coffee

Most of Trump’s lies are abhorrent but I’d forgotten how funny the “annual physical” ones were. Yeah man, 6’3”, 224lbs. About the same stats as DK Metcalf here. Got it.

Big news out of Goochland

real ones know we have moved beyond 5 inch shorts and entering show some ball summer

Do you get this when you’re the big winner on Maury?

John Elway got drunk and did something bad again? What is this 1990?

Watching Trump and Elon fight:

Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

JFK drinking a white monster and smoking a cigarette sitting in his office (1962)

how disrespectful. let’s get this guy fired from his job.

Donald Trump is the president and he dropped AI poop on Harry Sisson