me refreshing

JD Vance sitting at the top of the stairs crying as we speak

like everything sucks and i still want them to die but this is also so fun

this is going to absolutely ruin their upcoming girls trip to cancun with vladimir putin

Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

how it feels to joke about elon getting assassinated on his website

why does that third photo lowkey look like he has good news and bad news and has to go to the bank today

holy fucking shit he’s right. Instant bangers, both of em

i’m sorry

remember when a try guy cheated on his wife and the other try guys collectively acted like he bombed an elementary school?

i raise u actor who couldn’t keep it together so much that there wasn’t a single usable take

My husband wearing shirt by 🅖🅐🅨 ☻ 🅜🅔🅐🅣

You don’t trust mainstream media I get that, but MAYBE podcasts hosted by “some guy” and Instagram reels aren’t the best alternative? You want some structure, the world is scary, and having a sure answer makes it feel less so, but life isn’t that & your fav podcaster is paid for.

Walked past a middle school girl wearing black tights under her jean shorts

I got the ick!!!! I’m freeee!!!!!

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

This is the funniest tweet of all time.