life never started and now it’s over

>gets foreshadowed entire movie >is able to “awaken other monsters” >has to have a minute long musical number to even wake up >wakes up >gets boxed immediately >doesn’t awaken any monsters

Once you start recognizing ChatGPT writing in everything you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands

Geese and pond working together oh I’m sure

this is what it's like to be an lcd soundsystem fan

I believe he did that fr but it was predetermined so Kurt knew Taker was finna shoot that lightning beforehand

Sooooo it turns out Punch the monkey has a history of being creepy to women online 😬

don't lose hope! it still exists for a very small group of independently wealthy new yorkers whose parents also work in media and publishing ❤️

what if the monkeys are shunning punch because he has monkey tourettes and said the monkey n word at the monkey film and television awards

Sometimes I pause cumtown to interject my own jokes I think of and imagine them all laughing at it before unpausing the episode

So much of the loneliness crisis is the product of alienation and hyper individualism mediated through spectatorship. You watch the world on your phone designed to usurp your instincts against yourself and begin to think youre the only real person in the world

The masculine urge to quit your job during the worst job market in two decades

What the Miller High Lifes at my local establishment are going to hear tonight

Noise in any venue other than like a damp basement or a dilapidated former mechanic’s garage surrounded by 10-15 of the weirdest fucking guys you’ve ever been around doesn’t feel right

Real heads know that Merzbow has had consistently bad visuals for like 20 years now. The second he learned about Midjourney he was like “What if a dolphin went to heaven 😍”

I think if we keep chasing nostalgia we'll never find the spark that led to eras/aesthetics like this in the first place. Creatives need to be experimenting again.

Larry David and Victor Wembanyama side by side cam lol

His fatwa gets lifted with the Ayatollah assassinated and Larry immediately attends a Knicks game at the Garden

The worst UI humanly conceivable is en route

Shoutout to 1080p: the people's 4K