Johnson’s Dad, who after yesterday I think we’d be right in treating as his representative saying a Pinocchio reference requires “a level of literacy that the great British doesn’t necessarily have”. These people hate you. x.com/victorialive/s…

He just doesn't care.

This is the result you’d expect if the Tories plainly had a dead lock on at least 40% of the electorate due to Brexit, a stupid but emotive issue, and the dominant form of political activity in Britain between 2017-19 was an extremely aggressive campaign against the Labour Party.

Sticky sticks

Every Red Heart Shines Toward The Red Sun

Coronavirus when it sees a group of more than 6 but then realises they’re going to work. #Lockdown2

The latest in the Aldi "Scottish Insults" line.

Great view of Mars and the Moon outside tonight.

the conservative party has used a global pandemic as an opportunity to channel billions upon billions of public money to the upper classes, presided over thousands of avoidable deaths and now quite literally cancelled christmas, and 40% of the country are still vouching for them

Woodlouse on the loose.

He's done it again

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

Making cheese sauce under the watchful eye of head chef Peanut.

Went to the CAVE IN rock show. Pretty good!

She's in the band.

Guarding the Bluey house is serious business.