There’s a great Dave Chappelle joke for this Tourette’s situation

I done started a whole new life, don’t come to me bout no old sht

Generational show

I was offered $95K. I asked for $110K. They came back with $105K.I accepted. The 30 seconds of discomfort asking for more earned me an extra $10K/year. This is where context matters; that's $50K over 5 years. For 30 seconds of awkwardness. Always negotiate. Always.

I’ll probably never buy hair products unless I’m in a Marshall’s or tj maxx or it’s something very specific I know I have to get elsewhere.

What a blessing it is to simply have a choice.

The richest people I know go from idea to action immediately. There’s no analyzing….it’s just straight implementation. You’d be much further in life if you acted as soon as you thought.

I cant stand people who take everything I do as a personal attack. Me living my life should not offend you lmfao.

I need to call 3 doctors offices and I have been dreading it

I basically have no cousins anymore they all disappeared once I got older lol smh kinda sad

I want Kylie’s Jenner kitty. It’s soooo adorable omg

Weather app so unserious. How it’s supposed to be 62 degrees in New York on my birthday with snow?¿?

ServiceNow has become so greedy smh

You’d do it right now if you want it bad enough

why do people act like they have tomorrow to love you

There’s really no pro to renting an apartment fr.

Idk what to feel rn. Life is too random, and you never think it’ll happen to you at the time it does.

All this trauma and still no Sharingan 😭

May a lustful and cheap man never think I’m the one.

Time as like this I wish I already had a therapist who I had a history with already