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My family’s Christmas tradition is watching white Christmas and commenting on how small Judy’s waist is the whole movie

don't forget to hydrate

How do people go out for sushi and get 1 sushi roll. Like that does nothing for me I need a minimum of 2-3.

"Are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed??" Me:

when I'm sad and i don't tell anyone

Me everyday

My brain: Stress stress stress stress

I just wanna be loved like that girl pookie on TikTok

Me pretending to be shocked when 25 alpha complains that their tv isn’t working when I’ve been working that plane all day

Someone get me Jesse McCarthy tickets

It’s 5 am and I’ve already sobbed uncontrollably, hydroplaned, and stepped on a puddle so big my pantyhose are saturated. I have to say this is living. L I V I N.

Out here in my bikini doing yard work Maybe someone will actually help now

Philipa Featherington is by far my favorite Bridgeton character

*me to me every time I’m in the gym* “LIFT BITCH YOU TRYNNA GET UPSIDE DOWN ON THE MF POLE OR WHAT”

🧙‍♂️

I want to be as unbothered as the child eating funions while watching everyone deplane

I know I’m getting old because I am constantly at the grocery store comparing the price of eggs

It’s should be illegal to be this angry at 6 am

If you’re not having a glass of wine in the shower screaming out the skull bones, then clearly you aren’t in anatomy and physiology 1