me getting ready to critique everyone’s outfits at the met gala while wearing a $10 crop top

My car chapstick is not doing well

The best thread

😂😂

Haleigh just said “I gotta buy some of those buffer balls at the store” Uhh... you mean beauty blender? 😂😂

The way she holds the ice-cream is so sweet👅

My supervisors on their way to schedule me overtime

Getting to the point where I can’t function without coffee... 🙂🙂🙂

Me telling the worker at Subway what I want on my sandwich

four way stop in the Midwest

Ohio Governor: Petition to be able to attend OHSAA Regional and State Basketball Tournament 2020 - Sign the Petition! chng.it/Z4nZ4BRg via Change.org

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

#NewProfilePic

My girlfriend is driving us to Home Depot and she just said “Sometimes, I forget that I am driving a car.” .......????

My grandma was just arguing with my grandpa and she said, “I’m not a problem, I’m an asset.” Wow grams, go off. 💁🏻‍♀️

2020 is about to be an entire history book in itself.

Can someone explain to me why I can swallow half of a breadstick without chewing it but I can’t take two Advil’s at the same time to save my life.

Sometimes on my days off I purposely set my alarm so I can hear it go off and think, *all those fuckers have to wake up for work. but not me. not today* It’s the little things.

Overthinking 101

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone