Six and half years and still nothing has topped this. The flick of the hair does me in. I need to find the original video.

Carbon dioxide is kinda like oxygen’s wario

Immediately went looking for this

The best movie is the one that agrees with me and my thoughts. The second best is Clifford because of the size and hue of the dog

RIP to my wife's grandmother's husband, a serial fabulist whose lies became strangely endearing after he got Alzheimers, for example he saw a bird wearing a scarf.

You know how married people have hall passes? Ok well for my sober friends what’s your sobriety hall pass? Like if I had the opportunity to smoke crack with Hunter Biden I obviously have to take it… same with doing cocaine with Bruno Mars.

Sometimes I wonder how hot Sigmund Freud's mom must have been.

fucked up in the crib drinking root beer-flavored vape juice flavored root beer

oh, não!! minha esposa evoluiu um par imenso de seios. meu churrasco está muito suculento. meu travesseiro está geladinho demais. minha cerveja, muito gelada.

art like this is so much more poignant than art with a similar message being made ten years ago because you can tell that the person who made it is genuinely losing their fucking mind

"What if the ship of Theseus was sentient" is not a question I was prepared to grapple with today.

Forever wondering what it was like to eat the Nute Gunray pizza back in 1999

showing golden lovers to a fed fan is genuinely like giving crack cocaine to a baby

Nada. Absolutamente nada te prepara para o final 🇯🇲

If you invented the concept of the zoo today, you'd obviously have cows. At the time they didn't include farm animals because everyone saw farm animals all the time. Today we don't. But, we inherited the idea of which animals are Zoo Animals. Everything works like this.

Possibly my favorite faces in the whole series

I've talked to my coworker every day for a year. He just now told me he has no kitchen. He had a kitchen and had all the kitchen stuff removed in 2023. He keeps saying "Imagine everything in a kitchen. None of that is there." He's saying he hasn't had a sink for 3 years

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is