i can't wait to be a girlfriend cause last time i was the boyfriend

i wish i was a bear so i could have salmon sashimi for every meal

had a date last night, i think it went well. woke up to a morning text from them

taylor swift has lead me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun. listening to a podcast hosted by men

“The Life of a Showgirl announcement breaks record for most viewed Instagram video in 24 hours with 134 MILLION views” 😭😭😭

taylor swift dating her biggest fan is actually how it should be. women should only date men that are completely and utterly obsessed with them.

I’ve been saying it for years but taylor swift is my therapist

“this is my favorite impression he does. it gets me every time. I will fall off the couch laughing at that” 🥹

“inconvenience is the cost of community” I repeat to myself as I climb 6 flights of stairs for my friends birthday party for her cat

the way my phone was blowing up you’d think I was the one who got engaged

who’s trying to quietly hang out this fall

that's my emotional support ex situationship

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want

happy there it goes month to those who celebrate

going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese