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My excellent friend will be running 200 miles in 2 days for the Alzheimers Society in a few months. I wouldn't be keen driving that distance in that time, so if anyone fancies bunging him a few quid, then it would be massively appreciated. justgiving.com/fundraising/st…

It would seem that my local Co-op have started selling tangerines by the gram...

This was once a beer fridge, it is now a Cashew Milk fridge. This will forever be the most middle class thing about me.

Just got asked for I.D. whilst buying cutlery. I am equal parts delighted and deeply confused.

It's bad enough that I was offered a limited negative percentage saving by Papa Johns, but then to realise that the percentage was wrong too. Maybe at -5.3% I would have been tempted...

Just a quick enquiry for a colleague. Anyone teaching GCSE Sociology in the Yorkshire area? Thank you.

7 minutes in an A and E waiting room and there's been a couple of renditions of the Dad's Army theme tune (both politely applauded) and an old woman angrily asking me if Alan Titchmarsh is a man or a woman. I feel this visit will seem longer than it actually is.

My 3 year old son has just put 'Careless Whisper' on via Alexa and is absolutely delighted with himself.

Just realised that Wannabe by The Spice Girls was released closer in time to the moon landings than it was to today. Sometimes, I hate numbers.

I'm always fascinated by poor customer service, but I don't think anywhere has ever been so creative as Big Motoring World A car showroom that actively prevents you look at cars! Flabbergasting.

Such is my son's commitment to ice cream, that he will actually eat one whilst asleep!

If anyone wants a recommendation for a lovely family hotel with the added bonus of a pool shower that will give your children nightmares for the next 5 years, then give me a shout!

To help some of my Year 11s, I will be posting some short, amateurish videos on TikTok giving solutions to questions they have requested. If you feel this might be beneficial to you or anyone you know, feel free to have a look here tiktok.com/@msteer77?_t=8…

Friends have included whistles in a party bag. Over the course of the car journey home I have decided to never speak to them again.

I'm guessing it was about a year ago that I realised I would have to start teaching some Spanish...

My son has a new 'Toilet Buddy'. Not sure how his new school will react if he turns up with him on the first day...

Upon seeing a man (complete stranger) in Tesco bent over his trolley and displaying a generous portion of rear cleavage, my son made the decision to run up to the man, pat his exposed flesh, shout 'Hello bottom!' and give the man a big thumbs up. I'll finish shopping later.

Hi all, later this year I’ll be doing this challenge with my wife who was diagnosed with breast cancer in late 2023. Please support if you are able x Check out my JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/fundraising/Te…

Looking forward to the new series of #educatingyorkshire later without having any of the anxiety that Matthew Burton is putting himself through again! Also thought I’d be a bit cheeky and repost this, just in case nostalgic curiosity increases the flow of social media traffic!