The solar eclipse has led to an interesting raft of quick-fire questions from young Theo as he drifts asleep...

‘Dad, is the sun bigger than Earth? What’s an eclipse? Can you book me a perm for this weekend? Please can I get a Five Guys on Saturday?’ #Eclipse2024

This is just an absolutely outstanding achievement. Grit, determination and sheer perseverance. Congrats, Russ Cook - WHAT A MAN. 🏃🏻 🔥

HUGE WIN! What a moment at the end of one of the worst games of football - professional or amateur - I’ve ever seen. #htafc ⚪️🔵

Back to #errantapostrophewednesday after a LONG time with this coastal caffeinated cracker from Bridlington.

Just about recovered from yesterday’s shock of an adult human-sized rabbit breaking into the house, evading the alarm system and dropping branded chocolate eggs all over the gaff. A truly terrifying morning.

Couldn’t sleep, so came down for an early morning cuppa and some peace and quiet in the fresh air. Beautiful. Happy Saturday, gang. ☀️

Happy Easter holidays, school staff across the country. Leaning into the next fortnight with a drink and a tired smile. Be nice, work hard. ❤️

Got a new iPhone in OCTOBER and somehow managed to block my own access to Twitter until MARCH. Anyway, I'm back. Have I missed much?

Happy Halloween, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all. Here's to 2024 (which is almost 25% complete at this stage).

Absolutely wonderful to be back at TCA this week, and a dream to start the weekend with these three absolute clowns at Pizza Express. Hope everyone has had a lovely first week back in school (concrete aside). ❤️

Having an absolute ball at the wedding of these two absolutely wonderful human beings. A day full of love. 😍

Another year done. Proud of the school I lead, our brilliant staff, and our inspirational students. We go again in six weeks. Be nice, work hard.

Absolute pleasure to spend another year of Friday morning commutes on the phone to Chris Edwards. Puts a fizz into my Friday every week. Neither of us were driving when the photos were taken, just to assure you. ❤️

So proud of my lovely, kind, intelligent and talented little man. The People’s Perm - a goalscoring, trophy-winning machine. 💚⚽️