My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

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Cowboys are obviously doing everything right during the season…..We just seem to run out of gas right after New Years against the good teams. Maybe a few hundred mil in guaranteed salaries will improve our postseason #fartnoise Dak Prescott CeeDee Lamb Micah Parsons

Pretty sure our awesome Dallas Cowboys defense has given up 7 touchdowns in 6 New Orleans Saints possessions since one was called back for ineligible receiver downfield #DallasCowboys

Nine NFL teams pay their QB’s an average of more than $50 million. They went 2-7 this weekend. They are 7-11 for the season. The only one that is 2-0 is the Chargers (Justin Herbert) who have played Las Vegas and Carolina.

Isn’t Haitia the POTATOE capitol of the world? #idiots

Twitter is undefeated.

Great segment on Dak stats per passing attempts Ryan Baldwin Craig Miller Too bad Dallas Cowboys didn’t have this info before Dak Prescott was given a 50% raise and $231 guaranteed because this is next 4 years. I can’t imagine that these numbers are just going to magically improve

The Dallas Cowboys are saving lives in New Orleans!! Go Dak Prescott

It’s September 21st so you already know

Cowboys defense

We’re getting embarrassed by an 0-2 team

Cowboys defense this year

Where’s all the people who were saying that Dak Prescott was so good and we have to extend him now? #DallasCowboys

At least #DallasCowboys and Dak Prescott won’t have to answer any questions about the playoff loss this year

Thank you to the refs for the two free first downs on that drive with 4 minutes to go in the game to allow our #DallasCowboys to get that last touchdown and get within 3 points

At least we still have the Texas Rangers

Paul Skenes, 100mph Fastball, 95mph Splinker, 85mph Sweeper and 88mph Changeup, 4 Pitch Overlay

Scottie Scheffler had more wins in 2024 (8) than the other 23 players at the Presidents Cup combined (7)

Fuck you Dak Prescott You’re 31 years old. I’ve been rooting for this team longer than that. You jump off you no winning piece of shit. Maybe win a 3rd playoff game in 8 years before you start talking shit to the fans.