All Harries' Eve

we as a society moved on from just give me a reason by nate reuss & p!nk too quickly

Knocked Loose: “I wrote a song about getting better, It's a feeling I can't remember” Me:

it begins

Roses are red Violets are blue

me when I play the glee cast version of a song and my friends say it’s bad x.com/afroauteur/sta…

she wouldn’t have missed

Just hit a customer service rep with “G as in Gargoyle” feeling very powerful

"This is the greatest vocalist of all time!" Me, an intellectual:

Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

mixing mr. pibb and dr. pepper to create 'the philosopher's brew'

Every time

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you