keke: “i’m fifteen, why was my boyfriend 20?” demi: “why was my boyfriend 30?” oh my god 💀

🗣️NOBODY CARES IF YOU DON’T LIKE HOUSTON! GO BACK HOME HOE!

They look sick lol

I love a man that doesn’t post. Yes! Shutup!

I’ve been seeing fights like everyday at the rodeo. 😐

I'm independent but I'm not stupid, if there's a man around,he's gonna do it

Waiting in a long ass line to get in a bar or club is so crazy to me lol

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

My issue is I don’t think I should ask. You should just wake up, look at me and give me money.

I been craving a sandwich from Central Market but that line be long af 😒

I haven’t changed my twitter picture in like 3 years ? I don’t even have black hair anymore lol

throwing trash out your window while driving automatically puts you at the bottom of the totem pole for humanity ultimate loser behavior

If you like to eat peeps you’re a freak.

I am not taking fitness advice from someone who’s not… fit. 🤨

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

idgaf what's going on I’m never going back to my high school to visit 😂😂😂

straight men will look like this and be like “idc if you gay just don’t hit on me”

Eating McDonalds is bad enough but sitting in Mcdonalds to eat is insane