I flirt like I’m ready for love, then disappear like a magician.

you won’t ever catch me not praying !!! .. I’ve only made it this far because of prayer and faith 🤍

Nobody: Two unemployed youth calling each other “boss” “manager”

If you have never bought a phone for a girl before, retweet this post.

Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of things.

Tulisema having a good heart in enough rather than posting bunch of quotes of stupidity you don't practice.

Ile siku mwalimu aliintroduce solvay process I just knew that was the end of my journey in Chemistry class

When you look at yourself, do you think you have someone you give sleepless nights?😂

Sijui nilipata puncture lini juu sikuhizi sina pressure na story hainihusu

My biggest financial flex is that I have never borrowed from loan apps, I don't borrow or beg from friends, I just live within my means, anything I can't afford, I just mind my business.

No amount of investigation can solve the mystery of how spoons keep disappearing and reducing at home.

"One, two, three, remain standing you're going to serve as an example" 😂

By the time you know the difference between "have a seat" and "find somewhere to sit", you will double your hustle. -MLK

The brazilian brothers 🥳🥳🥳#manchesterunited #PremierLeague

Children have started waiting for me to pass before they continue playing ball

Me realizing that being alone in the toilet is a proof that you'll always be alone when shit goes down

Stealing your neighbour's drum can be a great idea but finding a place to beat it peacefully can be challenging.

Mbona ukifunga macho moja, you see nothing through that eye (not even black). But when you close both eyes, you see black.

Africa mothers after visitors leave, when you ignored all her eye contact warnings.

A yes from God, blesses you. A no from God, protects you. And waiting on God, prepares you. #sundaymotivation