Just realized they always portray serial killers in movies going to the bar alone but I do that

*asks chat GPT the most basic question* thanks for wasting our drinking water

Cite your sources, show me real stats *googles and shows a news article from some right winged journalist” cool now show me a scholarly article citing actual findings

I really don’t understand how delusional magats are. He has done nothing but destroy so much of what was yet people still celebrate him

There’s something wrong with me. Just spent like $50 at dollar tree getting little stocking stuffers for my clients kids smh

it should be ME getting eaten off the bone today it should be ME getting stuffed

Happy Thanksgiving my dad asked me for $40. Oldest trick on the book you need drugs

I graduated undergrad at 28 ! Never too late either

I noted this last season but Noah’s acting been going downhill idk less convincing

Sleep

Diddy’s dumb ass open mouth need to be sucker punched

If something is too good to be true, it probably is

another reset; deleted fb IG and snap apps

Can’t believe I’m going on a cruise in less than two weeks

Tequila and UTIs

I’m gonna be so financially fucked this year it’s not even funny lol between the bridal shower for my best friend, her bachelorette trip, her wedding, my cruise, and the relentless debt growing in every angle of my life

Losing your pen is like the worst thing ever

Cardi buggin. Any man having multiple newborns in a year and slammed with felony charges for an assault on his employee? And offset was worse somehow?

Bro they really added a 90 second audio clip of vecna throating a chode idk what the fuck that was about

Lmfao I am always the one who gets fucking emo as hell on a vacation every single time