Why are the pitches *always* so cringe? #TheCelebrityApprentice

Twitter has now sunk to a subscription based service for pedophiles

IT’S DAVID'S DEAD DAY! Today marks TEN WHOLE YEARS since Tiffany Pollard had her iconic meltdown believing David Gest had died in the Celebrity Big Brother house... not realising Angie Bowie was talking about her ex-husband, David Bowie! #BBUK #CBBUK

the inevitable simon rickard Android Otto AKA Frank 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 In the UK, no one is jailed simply for making a social media post. However, posts can lead to jail if they commit a crime, like inciting violence or stirring racial hatred. Examples include Tyler Kay (38 months for X posts urging arson on asylum hotels) and Jordan Parlour (20

My gmail account has been hacked which means I can’t get in my YouTube. I’ve tried everything but they’ve removed 2 step authentication, changed password, name etc so there’s no way in! I just want to keep my YouTube.I’ve tried all steps. They’ve changed my YouTube! TeamYouTube

The mocha tower collapsing is very Satisfying

I’m convinced there aren’t even that many Amex cards in the UK.

The same people that are nostalgic for when every village had a butcher, a baker, a greengrocer, a school and a GP are now outraged by 15 minute cities. Make it make sense.

If Keir Starmer resigns, the UK can forget closer ties to the EU anytime soon. He's slowly aligning Britain to the EU, and away from the US, it's a process that needs stability. Changing PM's would put that in jeopardy. He's doing a great job with the situation he is in.

I’m convinced she’s just a lab experiment. Designed to see how stupid someone can be before they just stop functioning

Later this week, Keir Starmer will lead our delegation to the Munich Security Conference. At this crucial time for the world, we need his leadership not just at home but on the global stage, and we need to keep our focus where it matters, on keeping our country safe.

I back Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. The economy is growing, let's focus on delivering for the British people.

We were elected just eighteen months ago to fundamentally change this country and improve lives after more than a decade of decline. The Prime Minister is right to take that obligation seriously and he has my full support as he works in difficult circumstances to deliver.

The PM won a five year mandate from the British people just 18 months ago. Labour governments don't come along often. It is a privilege to serve in one and we must not waste a second. The PM has my full support. Let's get on with changing the country for the better.

happy birthday gromit 🐾

🚨 WATCH: Angela Rayner calls for the Government to create a Minister for Nightlife "We need to do better. We need to recognise the value of this industry economically, culturally and socially"

Americans are obsessed with technological fix

Post PM Gordon Brown really is almost as good as it gets for a post office record. Almost faultless. Sort of post power archetype others should aspire to in office as well as out.

Anyone else remember when supermarket trolleys had a built in clipboard to attach a shopping list to?