Pipe rock theory

Wedged guitar perfectly by accident while taking my shoes off… I left It

Got the jim o’rourke bucket hat comparison… says If I was “just a bit fatter” it would work..

Dreamt of a U.S. Maple themed McNugget dip

This stage of brat summer really feel like the one homie putting on red house painters live vids at 4am while everyone else has passionate talks of “hanging out more”

Looking deep within and concluding that my belief in safe injection sites means I must support this on principle as well

Starting a corporate funded quebecois-themed country band: “The Bixi Chicks”

Danny McBride in literately any movie:

Alex g is just gord downie with access to TikTok

Bobby’s ran out of Sapporo’s…. Don’t @ me… no favours.. need to clear my head..

Trip sitting myself in the park after a bad bahn mi

Welcome back Connor o malley

Crank that mother fucking Für Elise

Doin labour with a boner call it hard labour

Why Mk.gee always got the Napoleon Dynamite boots on 🤔 curious

No shade but the Plongoir beer tastes like Pennies rn

Love how my Uber driver thought that the random Hasidic child that ran up to me as I was leaving the car was “your baby?”

“Well, I got a houseboat docked at the Orgydome” 🎶

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom