Bris Stereotype- 2 60 year old guys who plop down at the table of 8 27 year old friends of the father table, while there’s 6 other completely empty tables.

Rayim SA’s vs Kaminetz 9th graders in the mesivta gym

Rabbi Bender after every grade is done walking through the door (Lehavdil*)

וְלִפְנֵ֣י עִוֵּ֔ר לֹ֥א תִתֵּ֖ן מִכְשֹׁ֑ל

Lesser known Shwekey song

Applying to Brisk

The guy on Chanukah who makes his own neros.

Me and the boys raiding the kids table after first dance:

Misinformed BT practicing his leining to become the baal keri of his Shul.

5’5 bochurim meeting Lisa Elefant:

Took a caffeine suppository today to confuse the Satan

Smelling my besomim laden esrog today to confuse the Satan

Guy has authentic litvish bochur visiting a chassidishe tish vibes

When you leave the meal early to go to a shalom zachor

Found a use for the constant scam texts

I would NOT try their chocolate shakes

Yungerman with 5 kids under 7:

Pesach salt water from pomegranate

When you put your winter coat on over your Shabbos Talis

My bladder has some great muscle memory when I’m just trying on pants in the changing room.