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Schmizza

@schmizza

If you are what you eat, don't order the #2.

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a year ago

Don't look back in hunger.

Don't look back in hunger.
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a year ago

Trust Your Gut! VOTE. 🇺🇸

Trust Your Gut! VOTE. 🇺🇸
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a year ago

Left or right?

Left or right?
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a year ago

You're headed in the right direction! 🧭

You're headed in the right direction! 🧭
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a year ago

Put some schmeat on them bones 🦴

Put some schmeat on them bones 🦴
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a year ago

When you’re upset that Schmizza put Mike Tyson’s keister in your feed, but then realize this is just 2 loaves of bread.

When you’re upset that Schmizza put Mike Tyson’s keister in your feed, but then realize this is just 2 loaves of bread.
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a year ago

The Future is Now! Pizza can be had by a click of a mouse (or a tap of the finger) at Schmizza.com!

The Future is Now! Pizza can be had by a click of a mouse (or a tap of the finger) at Schmizza.com!
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a year ago

Feet first 👣

Feet first 👣
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a year ago

This one is for the algorithm 🐈

This one is for the algorithm 🐈
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a year ago

All too true 🥗🍕

All too true 🥗🍕
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a year ago

The truth is out there. 👽

The truth is out there. 👽
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a year ago

CYBER MONDAY DEAL! 🤖🚨 Take 25% OFF all gift cards totaling over $100! Mix and match amounts to stack up to $100 for your Cyber Monday discount! ONLY AT SCHMIZZA.com!

CYBER MONDAY DEAL! 🤖🚨 Take 25% OFF all gift cards totaling over $100! Mix and match amounts to stack up to $100 for your Cyber Monday discount! ONLY AT SCHMIZZA.com!
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a year ago

My year in review...

My year in review...
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a year ago

Sounds about right.

Sounds about right.
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a year ago

Alright, alright 👍👍

Alright, alright 👍👍
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a year ago

🛸🛸🛸

🛸🛸🛸
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a year ago

There won't be visions of sugar plums dancing in your head tonight after seeing this.

There won't be visions of sugar plums dancing in your head tonight after seeing this.
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a year ago

“HEY GUYS! I’m eating junk food and watching rubbish!”

“HEY GUYS! I’m eating junk food and watching rubbish!”
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a year ago

Happy Boxing Day! 📦

Happy Boxing Day! 📦
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a year ago

Headed into 2025 like…

Headed into 2025 like…