Big congratulations to #KingOfTheHill production workers! 💪 A Supermajority supports unionizing with #AnimationGuild. Solidarity wins!

the happiest 2 days of a boat owner’s life are the day he buys a boat and his birthday

Dick’s Sporting Goods is so wise about dating

logged onto facebook for the first time in 3 years

let me break this down for those of you who didn’t go to medical school: basically Kristaps Porzingis suffered a torn medial retinaculum, which essentially allowed dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon

Why am I crying at a car rental ad from Hertz

do we have to do this

🏀 SPORTING is back 🏀 12/1 // 7pm The Elysian featuring: Will Sennett @blairsocci X Mayo Zach Dunn JakeSBender Dylan Adler it honestly freaks me out how good this lineup is… elysiantheater.com/events?event-i…

my friend Hungry Cody!!! 😂🤣🤣 (inside joke)

my mom texted "are u bringing a girl to xmas this year?" just as i was watching a Sasha Vujačić highlight compilation on youtube 🤣🤣🤣 unfortunately my screenshot button is caked in a thick putty so i couldn't document this

happy opening day

big deal, i have hundreds of messages like that

it was really fun to write on this show. the new season comes out aug 4th, which is also my wedding anniversary. please watch king of the hill to celebrate and affirm my marriage