Simone Weil wrote “Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.” I think about this truth a lot.

"Just be yourself"

Every time two of the three white ladies have a minute alone #TheWhiteLotus

two earnest kings coming together to maximize their joint sincerity

Oklahoma if it were used to express emotion

Very sad. 5 is no age.

Hi, Cardinal expert here. This is not funny. Cardinals only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

Saw a teenager walking home in a karate outfit, which is fine, but he was a white belt. Arguably the most muggable outfit in existence. With any other clothes, your level of martial arts knowledge is at least ambiguous

Introducing the Top 3 shortlisted writers for the MTI Stiles + Drewe Mentorship Award 2025 - a huge congratulations to these outstanding talents! 👏 Stiles and Drewe #MTIMentorshipAward

yoda: another miller light, i’ll have bartender: alright you’re cut off me: yo he’s chill he just talks like that

Saturday: AmericanLyricTheater presents OPERA IN EDEN, an evening of new short operas including FOURTH WAVE BEAUTY QUEEN with libretto by Laura Barati (Cycle 25) and THE SHADOW with libretto by Sam Norman (Cycle 30). symphonyspace.org/events/vp-oper…

Mercury Musical Developments and Stiles & Drewe have announced the winner of the 2025-26 MTI Stiles & Drewe Mentorship Award – Sam Norman & Eliza Randall with their new musical Echolocation Stiles and Drewe Mercury Musical Developments MTI Europe Music Theatre International

'Take me to your Leda.'

Watching actual English actor Dominic West do his “American who can’t do an English accent” bit on The Wire is the greatest thing ever

The most Linkedin manager of all time

I kinda get it now. Like, shit, Pluto really shouldn’t be a planet, should it? I was blinded by sympathy for the underdog before now. But that's just too small.

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said "Sure, they're great".

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

How not to disguise the identity of your witness