I would like one taxidermy Dracula rat please

This is brilliant. If your employer tweets about #IWD2022, Gender Pay Gap Bot will tweet the gender pay gap for that company. 😱 This is not going well for a LOT of firms

Amazing to see a #Neolithic esparto grass #basket from S Spain so complete you can almost see the hands that made it c.5,000BC. It's 1 of 6 - six!- baskets that once held held ochre, strands of human hair, mollusc shells & poppy seeds. artsandculture.google.com/asset/decorate… #archaeology

Deadly Irish expressions for #StPatricksDay 5. There’s two gobshites in this town and he’s both of them 4. May your obituary be written in weasel's piss 3. Two of you wouldn’t make one eejit 2. May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat 1. He looks like his mammy knitted him

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Actually I didn’t. Flipping heck though.

FBI accuses Donald Trump of sending evidence as luggage on Qantas flight in brazen attempt to dispose of it forever

Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

That’s a big stick

Dudes can literally have fun under any circumstance

"FUCKING DINNER TIME, SANDRA"

A charming story from Toscanini, who d otd 1957: "After conducting a concert in a small town, I received the following note: "Dear Sir, I wish to inform you that the man who played the long thing you pull in and out only did so during the brief periods you were looking at him."

crimegirl 🤣

🎶 I’m a bitch I’m an orca Sinking yachts Just off Majorca I’m a sinner I’m a whale Imma hit you with my tail

Morning all. No drawing for me this weekend. My hand and arm ache so bad. Gonna get the calendar off to print when I’ve made the final tweaks to a few of the images. Have a good weekend. Originals and cards still available if anyone’s interested. X

These originals are also now available and looking for forever homes. #art #wildlife #drawing

This week we had our largest ever extraction from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch: 11,353 kg of plastic out of the ocean for good. As we transition to System 03, we see that increasing system size leads to bigger catches.

PLEASE HELP 😔👇 Last year, I went to see a couple in their 80’s to discuss renovating an old #wildlifepond which has mostly dried out. Unfortunately, due to the husband’s health, they now have many unforeseen costs and can’t afford it. The lady called me yesterday very

Beautifully said Patrick Kielty