"I am on a really nice White Star cruise from Southampton, and it is 14th April 1912. What should I do tonight?" Nailed it, Bing.

take me back to the split second when i was convinced this was meant to be a frame for a photo of a great meal

💥 AMAZING by Chris Daw KC Chris Daw KC. A must-watch and must-share. "To detain someone, without trial, without access to a lawyer, or the courts, and then deport them - it's abominable. The UK will become an international human rights pariah. There's nothing 50-50 about it." ~AA

I’m not sure when they suggested to Gary Lineker he step back from #MOTD the bbc realised it might be starting a much much bigger battle. Ian Wright refusing to present on Saturday. In the name of solidarity

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

What an incredible result. I’m an absolute bag of nerves but that was awesome #SCOESP

Competitive Record under Steve Clarke: P38 W22 D5 L11 GF54 GA43 Win rate: 57.89%

All day

I hate penalty shootouts so much. My heart is still pounding and I’m a nervous wreck. Massive result though, and set up for a great final #MUFC #FACup

Metropolitan Police Hi how do I report a group that is planning disruption on Saturday by closing roads all across London? They're known to be heavily armed, capable of violence, and particularly dangerous to women x.com/metpoliceuk/st…

Scotland are massive! What a bloody result

Get that right up ye! I’m in dreamland

Does Boris love a party?

Best. Spoonerism. Ever. Just heard a colleague advise a customer that if they can't see our email, they should check their jam and spunk folders and now I can't breathe

We know where we've come from. And we know where we're going... WE are off to GERMANY!

This simple gif shows the effect of the Mercator projection on the real size of continents and countries on a planisphere [🎞️ Jakub Nowosad]

I recently took part in The Potters Cast talking about my experiences in pottery, have a listen here: A Scotsman Takes Up A Hobby | Ryan MacLean | Episode 1005 thepotterscast.com/1005

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