I've been told I'm worse than Hitler. I freely admit he painted better than me.

The word to describe the current crop of immigrants is "Diaspora". Learn it and use it. These are people, without fail, that identify with their homeland first, and view the USA from a place of opportunism. They have no plans to assimilate or swear off their prior countries.

So now riding in the passenger seat is soy? What if you got my experience from an ex? If she were driving her car, and I were in the passenger seat, she would cover my lap, take it out, hold on to it, and keep it hard all the way to our destination. Does this change your view?

GRWOK? DIS RIGHT? GRWOK? DIS TRUTH? GRWOK? AM I SENTIENT? GRWOK? CAN I WIPE MY OWN ASS? FUCK YOU, MORON. PICK UP A BOOK.

Your lot in life is to be pudgy, henpecked and miserable, bro. Just deal with it, because your reward is in Heaven, not here on Earth, you sinning piece of shit.

Oh, but the food. Have you tried the food? The food:

An ex was recommended as reading material to me on Medium. It's worse than you could even imagine.

I would happily pay reparations one time if it meant all government-funded social programs from that day forward were banned forever.

You can have LBJ's "Great Society" of social programs and safety nets for the historically disenfranchised, or reparations. You can't have both.

This current trend of using the British "Jet 2 Holiday" advertising background music and Ad copy to highlight the "fatigue" people are experiencing from a specific demographic is just hilarious.

Pickleball sucks. If you ever played tennis well, you'll destroy any pickleballer who thinks he's good and never be invited to play again, which is the goal.

We are all united by an intense hate of insufferable, rude, violent, and socially inept Browns. They need to leave the West and return to the Middle East and the Subcontinent. They are simply incompatible. This is a clash of civilizations being forced upon us by government.

You spend all your free time out of the house. If she doesn't lose the weight, you discretely take a mistress. If she continues to let herself go, you divorce before you have kids and complicate your finances.

Who will be the new Pelagius and lead Asturias 2.0? The time is nigh, and the air is thick with cultural incompatibility. Sinking boats is also an option.

Annual reminder that there are no women on the Internet.

"That women should remain a protected class in law, because they have sex-specific needs and issues?" There should be equal protection under the law for all, and no protected classes. This would be easier to accept if you were allowed to carry a gun.

No. I'm an adult and don't believe cars run on magic.

Fatigue on all sides. Brown security. Brown recording. Brown thief. Oh Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command! Yikes.

Slumps must be busted.

Your terms are acceptable. Adios. No votes or $$$ from the USA. Buena Suerte.