“If your brain slips down your neck and you accidentally swallow it but then you poo it out and put it back in your head... will it work or will you die?” The 6yo male brain is something else

Face ID with a mask is fucking annoying

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

Awww second lockdown ? I was gonna go gym as well.

Why has no one made The Twits into a movie yet?

I got 6 out of 9! How do you measure up? buzzfeed.com/kaylaharringto… @Kerry_AnnBntly same

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Incredible how normal it is for women to be told not to go out alone after dark. Yet how strange and inexplicable this would seem if the same instruction - or even a curfew - were issued to men.

Bristol people: If you’re looking for places to eat or drink alfresco from today, we’ve created a post over on IN Bristol. 🍻🍴inbristol.guide/journal/alfres…

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Last Christmas my 84 year old father-in-law, who had lost his wife of over 50 years just 4 months previously, spent Christmas Day all alone, because we were all following the rules set out by Boris Johnson. Last Christmas Boris Johnson Had. A. Fucking. Christmas. Party.

your reminder that almost 2,000 people have been prosecuted at Westminster magistrates court for ignoring lockdowns, attending parties and breaking quarantine during this pandemic

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out babe

Boris Johnson and his pack of bastards are really getting on my FUCKING tits

a regular reminder that NHS winter bed crises are a result of austerity politics, lack of investment in social care, and economic inequalities that drive health inequality not by people going to parties or having fun

A national treasure

Little man scored 5 goals this morning! Buzzing for him ❤️