A joke for you…

Water company bosses, the chairs of Ofwat and the Govt’s Environment Agency walk into a bar

Over a private members’ club dinner, they discuss how to quell public anger over bill rises & sewage spills

Except…

It’s not a joke.

Govt has launched a consultation on future legislation around classic cars. If you care about our ability to enjoy our hobby, & for future generations to do so, it's REALLY important you take time to respond. Make it tonight's task over a beer. Please.
gov.uk/government/new…

The duck was worried for a second..🦆😅

5 babies dead from whooping cough.

Worst outbreak in 40 years.

Vaccines had nearly eradicated the disease.
As vaccines uptake increases, disease falls dramatically.
As people avoid vaccines, babies die.

It's not rocket science.
Vaccines work.

theguardian.com/society/articl…

The Government is trying to give itself new powers for surveillance of tens of millions of people's bank accounts. This cannot go ahead. There's no democratic mandate for increasing spying and treating the public as criminals by default.

Nadhim Zahawi got £26m from selling his shares in YouGov, but transferred them to an offshore company so he didn't have to pay any tax.

He hid and blocked investigation for 6 years, before finally he was forced to pay the tax + interest

If it was you, you'd be in jail for Fraud

Ben Houchen, 3rd May: “I could not have delivered the things we’ve delivered in this region without you, prime minister.”

Ben Houchen, 9th May: Rishi Sunak is to blame for Tory 'chaos'.
yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/politics/…

Agency charges hospitals nearly £2000 for specialist nurse 12 hr shift.

Nurse gets £1050; Thornbury Nursing Services £800.

Cheaper to train/retain staff but govt failed.

Thornbury ultimately controlled from Jersey -facilitates secrecy & profit shifting.
bbc.co.uk/news/health-68…

“While the BBC launders Policy Exchange as ‘centre right’, and the charities so-called regulator sits on its hands, the revealed reality is that Policy Exchange is acting like a front for the oil and gas industry.”
-Jo Maugham

desmog.com/2024/05/08/bp-…

Mate of mine had his beloved self-converted Mercedes Sprinter camper #stolen near Frome recently - please share and help make it too hot to handle - reg KW64 LDY AutoPap Helen Lawrence Whittaker LUDEN Automotive Jonny Smith Electric Blue🧢🖌 Kris

🔎 🔎 INVESTIGATION

An apartment block in Chelsea linked to trafficking and prostitution has landed Christopher Moran with a hefty tax bill. But he’s still a director of the Conservative Party’s property portfolio 👀
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Private Eye number crunches the number of families with children living in B&Bs.....

An unknown individual is trying to keep their tax avoidance scheme, and resultant dispute with HMRC, private. They've just applied for a lifetime anonymity order.

Quick thread:

GB News Nigel Farage 'Nigel Farage asks you, 'is immigration the number one issue in British politics?''

The British Public: 'No. It really isn't. It's just your Bigoted Dog Whistle.'

Slow-walking Judge Aileen Cannon indefinitely postpones Trump classified documents trial.

“Daddy says you need to speed up the Infosys contracts because you haven’t got long left”.

In shocking news, it seems the people who brought us a ‘universities free speech czar’ to enforce the right to hear diverse opinions on campus actually just meant the opinions of the Conservative Party

I'd release it. 😎

Here's a weird 🎶adaptation of 'A Boy Named Sue' about recent #LondonMayorElection (Sadiq Khan vs #SusanHall ), called 'A Mayor Named Sue.'

If you enjoy it, please consider a self-tax ULegend charge in all zones of our exciting Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/marsh…

Count Binface

And the government does nothing