person on keto: time to eat some triple bacon wrapped fried kraft singles :) can't eat blueberries tho that's unhealthy

how do you make friends as an adult after college lmao

A spectacular natural phenomena of butterflies flying at the Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve in Michoacán, Mexico ✨

as a society can we simply evolve past the need for fireworks

They need adult water parks. I’m talking… no kids, a bar, crazy ass slides. Alllat!!

Damn. Summer flies when you work 40+ hours a week 😭💀

Vegans be like I'm gonna buy some chîck'un, chēze, and mÿlk

this is absolutely sending me

David Hampton planted larch trees in the Douglas fir forest in Oregon to create a smiley face. It returns each fall and makes a happy showing.

LA be like we are going to make a city so unwalkable u HAVE to drive, while simultaneously giving you nowhere to park if u DO drive, but if you find parking we will give u a ticket

the best part of Elf is when that guy who works in the mailroom says he’s 26