I'm not sure which phrase sets my teeth on edge more – a) 'The politics of hope over the politics of fear' / b) 'Coalition of chaos' / c) 'Delivering for the British people'

Typed this while screaming

🎸 #Cardiacs family
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🏟️ The Garage
📆 03 May 2024

Tonight (and tomorrow night!) we Sing To Tim (Smith, Cardiacs, obvs) at the Garage N1. Starts 6.30. It’ll be emotional. ♥️

Can’t believe Octonauts is disappearing from Netflix on Wednesday. Our family will be bereft. Yes, yes, it’s on Prime and BBC iPlayer but the “Creature Reports” at the end of the episodes aren’t, apparently. WHAT THE HELL WILL WE DO WITHOUT CREATURE REPORTS. (Niche tweet, soz)

“It led directly to me learning to play other instruments, a lifetime of performing, friends, relationships, travelling to dozens of countries, a career, a ridiculous amount of pleasure, excitement, fun & enjoyment”

Fixed the bottom half of this unspeakably shit meme 🙄

I am 52 and like to think that I don’t look like this although I probably do

Still think about this at least once a week.

Sometimes when I’m feeling a bit changeable, capricious and mercurial, I think about the album cover to Roger Troutman’s “The Many Facets Of Roger”

I wasn’t expecting to listen to the Newsagents podcast featuring an interview with Neil Kinnock and ending up blubbing on the M11, but there you go. Should have come with a warning up front: “features emotion”

Man alive, this questioning of van den Bogerd makes for incredibly uncomfortable viewing. Watching through my fingers. Jeez.

As a consequence of seeing this rather touching video last night (I mean, I know it’s ridiculous to give MPs praise for simply coming across as human beings, but we are where we are) I ended up spending half an hour this morning searching for “Darren Jones” vids on YouTube

You put some fresh dill in your dinner and two hours later it’s like every drop of moisture has been removed from your body. I am desiccated, a husk, a sultana of a human being.

Having just seen a woman walking through town wearing a pair of trousers with the word “JUICY” emblazoned across the arse, I would also like to wear a pair of trousers with the word “JUICY” emblazoned across the arse. I sense that the reaction would be overwhelmingly positive

Seen on Facebook. Keep your wits about you, everyone. 😬