Tote bag slipping off the shoulder puffer jacket thick as fuck I’m overstimulated

“I mean, I’m a gay man but I’ll eat a raw fish”

“remember when i thought you couldn’t read?”

the horrors persist (it’s time to meal plan and grocery shop again)

lol get the fuck out of here

“save room for jesus” “they don’t have jesus here” “ok save room for ghandi”

“I have the complexion of loose-leaf so I do need sunscreen”

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

its so nice out... anyone wanna play

“is this live right now?” - watching the 2008 disney channel games

“my ladder would’ve been perfect for this…”

“you have to be a little bit patient with me, because I’m a little bit dumb”

“i believe in being silly, at least a little bit”

hey sorry if i was weird last night i don't know whats wrong with me and i never will

“I have the rolex of shit bags. they’re expensive”

“she’s not gay?” “no… she just has short hair”

“we’re gonna see some bitches flippin” - about a gymnastics meet