Red Flag Snark
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KING CHIDI Simps are not just men, they are unpaid social workers. They are janitors of the sexual marketplace, scooping up recycled goods and polishing them with wedding rings. They stand at the gates of masculinity like bouncers, saying, “Don’t worry kings, I’ll take this one off the
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 I knew TikTok was demonic the first time it showed me an ad for protein powder right after I whispered bench press in my sleep. I didn’t type it, didn’t search it, just rolled over on the pillow and the next morning my feed was filled with creatine tubs and gym girls doing
Collin Rugg Kamala: Well… you see… here’s the thing. When we were looking at, um… you know, the choice. The decision. About the vice president. I said to myself, I said, listen… Pete is Pete. And that’s important. Because when you are Pete, you are being Pete. But also… you have to
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 If she needs a security team, they should be outside scanning rooftops like the Secret Service, not inside double fisting mojitos and ordering calamari.