if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

barnes and noble has 50% off books all the way until 9/5

Bad news, Fall Rachel is beginning to come out of hibernation. 🎃 🍂

I would do anything for a 10/10 breakfast burrito

LMAO 😂

i bought a little notebook. it’s not going to be like all those other times i thought i could use a little notebook

Story of my life

remember, a first draft doesn’t have to be perfect! except for mine. mine must be flawless or I might as well quit. I am the only one this applies to.

Going to bed, but first let me try to fix everything in the world with my mind

me choking on my own saliva for no reason.

i don’t think there’s anything more beautiful than having people in your life who make you feel emotionally safe. who welcome you into a judgement free zone. people who possess the maturity to calmly speak about any troubling or difficult topic that may arise. that’s special.

this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity

me sitting and doing nothing cause i have too many things to do

Me

me when I say “but mind you” when telling a story

please pay respect to the ancient texts and know your history

they don’t make movies like this anymore: