Comedy in two weeks. Comedy every night but this particular show is in two weeks. 2/1/2020 7:30pm $12, 30 Montgomery Street #jerseycity montyhall.ticketfly.com/e/super-funny-… #montyhall #standupcomedy WFMU

Inspired to repost NJ Armpit of America Video by The New York Times story on New Jersey twitter account. youtu.be/YS1yNKGgu28

I think Tom Brady decided to leave NE and go to TB because he was sick of corona virus getting all the press. Cousin Josh

Hey, here's a little snippet of the time we talked to the actual card dealer from all those Windows 3.1 Solitaire and Hearts games. Find us wherever you listen to podcasts. playablecharacterspodcast.com Starring Rachael Parenta! #microsoft #windows #solitaire #gambling #hearts

What I've learned during Covid-19 is that #GameofThrones stole their theme song from #ColdCase, a show I refer to as quantum cop.

Does the president get the Secretary of Defense flowers on Secretary's Day? Should his title be reclassified to the Administrative Assistant of Defense?

Cashiers at #HomeDepot never ask, "did you find everything OK?" because they know you haven't.

FBI have a suspect for the Nashville bombing. It's Richard Jewel. When told that Richard Jewel was dead the FBI responded skeptically, "Oh is he."

Ever try to bike from Newark to JC on the East Coast Greenway? You have to dart across 1&9 to cross the Hackensack. Support the Essex Hudson Greenway so we don't have to die trying to crossing the Hackensack. New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy @PhilMurphyNJ

Just an FYI @SUEZwaterNJ never sent an alert to my email or phone about the poisoned water the past four days. I learned about it by happenstance more than 24 hours after the boil water notice was released. Thankfully, I still have my intestines.

I think anyone over forty should be allowed on their parents Medicare plan until they reach 65.

Friday indoor comedy in Jersey City. Nov 12th 8:30pm eventbrite.com/e/corgi-comedy…

Watching the NCAA basketball tournament I can't help but worry these games might be interfering with the players' studies. #oldladyontwitter #strutup

Why are parents kissing children's injuries to make them better? Sounds like an infection waiting to happen. Take your bacteria riddled mouth away from my open wound.

Yankee game starts at 1pm Friday, not after dark. Michael Hill WNYC 🎙

Thursday! Thursday! Thursday! Hudson Hound in Jersey City. 7Pm, Feb 2/23/23 I'll tell jokes with other joke tellers. Come one come all. eventbrite.com/e/nuckys-febru…

To paraphrase myself: The beauty of sports is it is the only arena (ahem) where Ivy Leaguers are the underdogs.

Thursday April 20th Milburn, NJ Let's do it. pickettsvillage.bar/event/chuckle-…