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michael cera on a friday

reflecting, as i often am, upon this baba yaga table and the old ladies who review it

The question is, am I 25 or 5?

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

Therapist: The House With Too Many Sockets isn't real, it can't hurt you. House With Too Many Sockets:

middle europeans: wow the sun sets early in the winter..... weird how it can be dark outside at 6pm the scandinavians in the replies:

“Dinner at my place” #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords

Boris has 'strongly advised' that people stay out of clubs and pubs which is as realistic as someone saying "I'm only going out for one"

Wtf

Sometimes my cat walks around with my slipper like he’s wearing it

Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown

next time me and the homies can hang out

People who say - authorities should take statues down after discussion. Yes. But it isn't happening. Bristol'sbeen debating #EdwardColston for years and wasn't getting anywhere. In 2018, it was agreed that statue would bear a plaque noting his involvement in the slave trade. BUT

I love post-match interviews, how do they do it #Euro2021 #EnglandvUkraine

"Sure, I have some time to help out"

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