Come on be good Football lads. Stay inside and wait for Qatar 2022.

#churchillstatue in London has been transformed into a cash point so we can serve our capitalist overlords. #Consume

#QueensBirthday bow down to your overlord.

Boris Johnson expected to announce certain pubs can reopen, after positive meeting with new Chief Scientific Adviser:

You look like a wet orange dropped in the sand.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING #TrillerFightClub

Jake Paul is a dick #TrillerFightClub

Today 25 May Qatar set a new record of the highest temperature ever recorded in May with 48.1C at Abu Samra,0.3C above the previous monthly record set at Doha Airport in 1986 and 2014. This is the 44th national monthly record of Tmax beaten or tied so far in 2021 vs. 3 of Tmins.

Also, maybe Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram all going down at once is a good wake-up call that one company should not have THIS much power and control and influence over all of us, right?

The Beautiful Game 😂😂

@Mystical_Olive bare jokes

Fuck Joey Barton 🇬🇧

If Jimmy Saville were alive there’d be a picture of him, Trump, and Musk at Mar-a-Lago.