Wishing malice onto random passerby's

THE BASEBALL DESERVES THE PLANK!

siren who attracts zero sailors and gets bullied by other sirens bc she can only sing video game soundtracks

TW // Kracken MY SHIP IS GONE

The Captain has never found an Old Captain plushie

Ye pirates think a hull is merely timber, she was more than her oak bones and iron skin! She carried men to ports ye could never fathom, through storms yer vessel could never conquer! She was as much a part of me as the sea itself!

LOST AT SEA

Country: THE SEA Height: Yay high Drink/Smoke - always Favourite Color(s): blue Favourite Drink: rum Favorite Food: anything but hardtack Favorite Greek Hero: Odysseus Favorite Anime: One Piece

Charon is a terrible sailor!

YARRR!!!!!

Honestly not my best but I tried... Kinda rushed too...

call me ishmael the way she obsessed with my harpoon

Yarrrr

The Carp is Back!!!!

good way to tell a guy’s a jerk is if he’s drinking out of a human skull. don’t like to generalize but. he’s probably a real piece of work

Last night, cake didn't exist. My girlfriend saw a shooting star and wished it into existence. I'm the only one that remembers what it was like before. When we had to eat the birthday hog

I'M GETTING INDUSTRY PLANT ALLEGATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay it's time for me to get likes again. bing bong everybody let's go, let's get this thing going

We're thinking thoughts that have never been through before and won't be thought after

unprecedented combat flexibility...tactical concealment and freedom of movement...