life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24 not a joke

Job requirements really getting crazy our here.. should I add *is fried chicken* to my resume?

Was clearing up space on my phone and came across these gems so I thought I'd preserve them here lol enjoy

I think wendys has their settings set to Wumbo

The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

my brain at 3am:

Selling my rendezvous ticket :/ #tipper #detoxunit #Jadecicada

“tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Hey been awhile I'm back to blonde now??

Yall. The sky went BLACK all over Houston, this evening.

CNN provides their fact check of Trump

"you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know that I'm picking up a refill of a 30-day prescription on day 56

Absolutely not a SINGLE person should be a billionaire

i’ve taken too many psychedelics before and literally thought for a brief moment that i was on a reality TV show and my friends were controlling my reality, and experimenting with me to see how i’d react. shit like this has happened more than once. every time, i sobered up and

Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 charges but won't face any punishment — and will be back in the White House this month. 800 prisoners are now helping to battle Los Angeles fires, making as little as $5.80 per day. A tale of two justice systems.