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ash “paul blart ball slop”

@popsicle_mike

Latina Broadway Baby. I write things. ttrpg connoisseur, model, and academic author. VA: Johnny Piss, Eliotte, Wednesday, Michael Caine. 가끔 한국어를 할 수있어. she/her.

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Society is crumbling and the world is irrevocably changing, and I realize that I too have grown as a person, but these have been my boys for ten fucking years. The fact that they’re making music together again? A gift from GOD for me personally. I am a kpop stan again. I’m sorry.

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The ten year old girl I dm just wistfully looked at me and said “one day, I’m gonna be a dm too!” And I think I get WHY people have children now

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My kidneys are failing and I dont have health insurance but I am looking SNATCHED so none of you fuckers are ready for pics from my upcoming vacation 🤌

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I’ve been making a living playing dnd for one year and what I’ve learned from it is that if given the opportunity, children will choose violence

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Yall should really check out some conservative news stations because they have absolutely nothing to report on rn and they are STRUGGLING, they showed a video of Kamala walking and said it was “insincere” like bitch wtf, how can you walk insincerely? She has places to BE

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Who’s that hot one on the left of the first two pics, they look gay and like they would enjoy watching a bunch of kdramas with me, hmu and we’ll do a hotel del Luna marathon babe

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One time in Korea I bet a man I could get him off in less than five minutes and after 30 seconds he realized I was gonna win so he started singing this song to distract himself. Taeyang’s impact can’t be denied.