Stayed up all night putting this info together

Girl: It’s great that you last longer but does he have to be here the whole- Eric: The whole time. |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | don’t. | | cum | | Eric | | | | ＿＿＿＿＿____| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

Drinking Tip: Hold two drinks so you can’t text that person you know you shouldn’t.

today I saw a pigeon fly half an inch from this girl’s face and she just said “goodness gracious!!” uh what kinda pure soul?? if a pigeon got within 500 feet of me I’d be screaming the longest stream of obscenities ever spoken

it’s friday, you know what that means: gonna get too drunk and disappoint our lord and savior jesus christ

friday night u know what that means baby i’m gonna have a Bunch of Feelings and ruin my own evening let’s fuckin gooooooooo

Dear all of you beautiful souls. A man who loves you does not: 1. Humiliate you on social media 2. Beat you 3. Cheat on you 4. Call you out of your name/put you down to lower your self esteem due to his own insecurities. 5. Hide his phone, passwords, where abouts, etc.

stop complaining about your life there are literally people living in illinois

15 year old me practicing to drive on a quiet street.

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